bigeisamazing:

*at Starbucks*

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*sees classmate boyfriend out kissing on some other woman*

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*would say something but I remember she didn’t let me copy her notes*

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"that’s clearly not any of my business"

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(via officialwhitegirls)

horror movie opening scene

white girl: i dont like this abandoned insane asylum, zack.

white boy: come on, amanda, 10 years ago tonight, the famous blood skull killer committed his last murder right here and then vanished.

white girl: you're just trying to scare me.

white boy: lmao

they continue walking for a few seconds

*white couple hears noise*

white girl: babe what that??

white boy: i'll go investigate

*leaves her alone*

*choking noises*

white girl: zack!!!

white boy: ha ha just kidding!

white girl: asshole!

white boy: im just playin babe

white girl: that wasnt funny but ur still cute

*playful kiss*

*things turn sexy*

*hear noise*

white boy: i'll go investigate

*he leaves and then there's a silence for a long time*

*maybe a thud*

white girl: zack! this isnt funny anymore zack!

*she walks and he dead*

white girl: ahhh!!

*killer shows up with sickle or quirky weapon that distinguishes him from other horror movie villains*

white girl: ahhh!!!

*white girl runs*

*dead end*

*hides*

*thinks she free n safe*

*guy catches her*

*cuts her*

*she dead*

opening title slashes across screen: BLOOD SLICE IN 3-D

cocoavalentines:

thebigblackwolfe:

the-goddamazon:

susiethemoderator:

blackgirlsrpretty2:

curvellas:

better-than-kanye-bitchh:

Random Twerking!: Girls Twerk In Public! 

LMFAO i’m so here for black girls acting up and being silly in public

LOVE THIS!

YAAAAS! I AM 100% here for black girls being free to express themselves in public!

Twerking is a fun body expression and shame on white people for over sexualizing it.

I LOST IT AT THE GIRL COMING OUT THE STORAGE BIN THO

bringing this back~

WHEN THEY WAS IN THE BIN WIT THE BALLS DOE

cocoavalentines:

illest:

Ladies, if you think your man is cheating. Take him to that bitches front door and see if his wifi connects.

I fuckin can’t